On The Last Bus Towards Home...

Damnation... that friggin Tica Bus  driver lets me off at Burger King smack dab in the middle of the Pan American  Highway...deaf to my rants that the bus station is over in town Last time he just passed right on through , Jimminy Crickets.... What is so hard to understand I am getting off in LIBERIA?.... my tough  shit I guess... I have got to figure out where to catch the bus that runs from Liberia to Playa Co Co.. now.. I stumble into Burger King and think for a fleeting moment about a Whopper...but I must piss first... and decided to pass on the Whopper, I guess the fact that I got dumped off meant there was nobody waiting in Liberia At the Pullmitan Station where I was originally picked up to catch the bus I was on that continues to ...  San Jose, I scratrch my balls... thus the convenience for me... I see, I get it,  one day I will grow accustomed to playing and understanding how  musical chairs works here ..... maybe...   I actually had a full seat on the trip from Granada to Libeira , sitting next to a Mother and her two year old little girl in Mommy's lap ... she remained well behaved the entire trip..

No Thrills.........

It turned out no big deal for my Ugly American Self to find the waiting shelter with the windows smashed out and garbage strewn about.. around the corner and soon enough  after I bought some weird red fruit with spikey things on them...  for a 1,000 Colones.... The bus with Playa Co Co plastered across the front came,  the bus makes a considerable number of stops for pick ups and drops offs between Liberia and Playa Co Co.... and for useful reference for any bus riders in this area of  Costa Rica they do pass by just round the corner from Burger King on Frequency...  just wave and they will probably stop, or buy a ticket at the Pullmitan Station... in town.... where the bus's also leave for San Jose...

So anyway........... a couple of stops down the road .... WOWSER! got on the bus... in her slinky black dress.... and all done up with red lips.... and sits just in front of me ... while I slurp my red fruits...  now not that I am Pokey.... but I could not help but notice how  beautiful she was, and  that her phone had a cracked  glass or as they say SCREEN..... I could read her texts... coming in from some apparent stranger awaiting her arrival in Playa Co Co... ... things like  "Oh you speak English"  and  " I would have been happy to pay for your cab fare"  etc.... She was meeting her Strange new  Lover from appearances and my readings.... Lucky Him..... from the scent of it... though she did fall asleep on the ride... with thrill and anticipation I am guessing, or perhaps just resting up for a bucking bronco ride?

She had a slight run in her left nylon.... and the slightest of tears in her Black dress on the left sleeve...

As we went through the village of Sardinal... some wing ding was taking place... drums, horns, sirens, candle lanterns, lots of Ruckus.... and thousands of people marching in the street.

Just so you know they opened a Hard Rock Cafe in Playa Co Co... I must say... it surpassed by a great margin what I expected it to be... the food was wonderful... and the attention to detail unsurpassed...

Prices were not as overwhelming as expected but of course not Cheap....  my little Foray to Granada  Nicaragua to get my Tourist Visa renewed so I can continue to drive on my Stateside license for 3 more months has been  achieved and  thus maintaining a legal status...

All I can say is Granada is on the Grow.... Investors are Slurping it up....

And maybe a new rage or trend would be  to have what appears to be a cracked screen  on your device for a SCREEN SAVER.... even though it actually is not broken or cracked...  who is to say what will or might fly next?

 This should calm your nerves...........On The Last Bus Towards Home............
The second movie is for all you Happy Folks out there with no problems... may I suggest the Bar BQ Chicken... I have been farting for a couple of days now...  Still smells kind of good....