Showing posts with label Cats and dogs at the dinner table. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats and dogs at the dinner table. Show all posts

Saturday, December 19, 2015

DOG NUTS

Dog People,  Dog Nuts   you know:

Generally speaking they have a heart.......... and perhaps some misplaced emotions towards their fellow  humans projected on their furry little pets.......
though not necessarily, just possibly.

Take my red haired  Cousin in New South Wales.... for instance  there was a little dog in the pound.. no one would adopt... he walked it weekly......... Why you may ask? because he is a good heart, a Soul.

He already had 20 dogs in the fold.... still he could not watch, the poor little girl never get a walk, he walked her weekly, an important busy man even with a DR. before his name.


The funny thing this:

Thoughts falling, like pictures from an X-Ray Machine onto the floor.

Poor Cousin of Dog,  No Way Out for her, Yet,  but.....................

The Dog once belonged  to the Queen Of England... somehow she had gotten separated.

Her last owner was not so kind,  he told her this.... while shaking nasty  shit encrusted  finger " Listen the sack was full already when I caught you,  little Bitch!"

She was a beautiful dog, her Majesty's dog once even.

She was smart she would look out the car  window and bark.

Dog People, Dog Nuts......... they say things to their dogs like EEEEEEEEEEE Excellent ...

And words softly spoken under breath like euthanasia..........  when in the pound.  That means lets KILL the dog.

The Queen of England's  very own dog once........ on death row for nothing..... if only the patrons of Dog  knew.

EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXcellent.

DOG NUTS.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Tragic viewpoint of the Cat.

The Snapper Entero came out of the kitchen hanging off of both sides of the plate.........The clouds were hanging low..... ominous , rain in the distance.. the sea rolling in  at  near 10 degrees of Latitude nothing between here and Asia.. but water and floating gyres of swirling plastic.........

A double Gin please..  The good stuff non of that guaro shit like last time ....and another........ he broke off a piece of the fishes crispy tail and ate it as if it were a potato chip  then  he sucked the eyeballs out of the  creatures eye  sockets...spitting the hard marbles that are in the center of the eyes out on the floor.... the dog did not want them, then he  relished the little pink tongue........... delicious,  picking apart the fish is an art form...A regular Picasso at work using his fingers... and messing up the table cloth.... and dripping dipping sauce down down the front of his shirt.... the melted butter and lime smeared around his lips a funky gloss.......... The pretty Lady's at the adjoining table.... he is certain they were impressed, it was sooooooooooo delicious that Snapper.

Couthly  the  Little doggie Bella was sitting at his feet... smiling.... at attention... for tid bits  she will not let the cat near you know.

The cat  sits taciturn, across the yard  licking her paws.  Poor Kitten... Bella you wretched beast how dare you .... so inconsiderate of you.