Her meaning well, How Disconcerting.

Timothy Flat and Long, do you think that would make a good name for a law firm?

My Acquaintances were pretty bad.

The one kid.. in his late 30's  had mild Timothy Syndrome.

His Mother Trusted me with her car keys while she was gone on vacation, I was staying in the back room down in the Florida Keys... the kid insisted I give them to him and his no good buddy...  They stole the car and threatened me... even squirting lighter fluid and lighting the bedroom carpet on fire...

The kid and his pal were both quite insane.......brick short of a full load,  They kept insisting I give them the keys... even giving me a black eye... and as I said they lit the bedroom carpeting on fire... it went out of control , got smokey and the fire department came... I was stomping on it trying to get it out....

As they sped off in Moms car....Then My old acquaintance  Satan called.. that was actually his nick name.. he was from Macedonia ... and practiced Yoga...... he was going to pour gas on the airplane and light it once, he got so pissed at Jim...... I told him I would have no part of it.... nor stealing the keys... as it was Jim's property... besides that Jim had once upon a time  had Castro in the cross hairs oh his rifles scope when he was in the employ of the Agency.... I thought better of messing with him.  Last I saw Satan  he had an oozing mole on his forehead.

What a Nick Name SATAN.. but that was it.

He was not all bad, he named his kids after great people... like Alexander  and gave his X wife a place in from the cold when she came knocking on his door in winter and was on Heroin and he had grocery sacks of u.s. currency.... then things changed...after the money evaporated her mommy was some executive for a fashion magazine in Manhattan.. and off she sped.. with the kids.... He was no good in her Mommy's eyes, that was for sure... well according to him any way.

In retrospect I should have never taken the keys to the car from the kids mother.. then I simply would not of had them and it would not have been an issue...

They had the yellow Mini Cooper to drive, but no... they wanted the Mothers Black High performance Coupe... to drive around in while they doped up and got high.....the Mini Cooper would not do................

So they gave me a black eye stole the keys and lit the bedroom carpeting on fire... on top of everything they had my old acquaintance  Satan of Macedonia Ring me up and suggest I just give them the keys to Mom's car..

Just  to simplify things you know?

Bastards..... they thought the whole episode was funny..  and I felt guilty for not safeguarding the Mothers Possession........

Hell with that... next time she goes off she can just take the damn Keys with her and eliminate the favor.
Her meaning well......... like   Testing for Super Bugs.

  Her meaning well, How Disconcerting.