Do you know what a Lada is? Its a funky little car they have a lot of in Cuba.... What is really neat is to be sitting in the back seat in the middle between two armed guards in green military uniforms... and driving through the night from Veradero to Havana... and then being placed in an Iron Cage... at 2 A.M.
Inside the iron cage is a Cuban man laying on a bunk in speedos... he seems friendly enough...
dear oh dear oh dear.............. he breaks out a pen... it has a little U.S. Flag emblem on it... he points.. adamant at it and says " you see this flag... this is my flag in broken Inglish... and spits on the floor in Cuban lock up....
The toilets are overflowing.. god forbid having to take a shit... no toilet paper? No problem just use one of your socks.... now you are down to one.
There is a fountain out in the foyer... its not for pissing in.. you find out when the kindly old Cuban man informs you.... midstream... oh I am sorry.. excuse me... you know us Americans.... pissing in the drinking water and not even realize it.... I am glad the Nigerians were sleeping... those mother fuckers were 7' tall.. with schwangs down to their knees.. I was not looking but could not help but see...
I tell you what 3 days of that shit was enough....
How is my blog going so far?
Do you prefer truth or fallacy? Either one I suppose I don't really care.
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