One of my dearest friends no longer with us told me this story.......
Once upon a time he worked in a Porn shop...... at the Front desk... I might say, bye the way.
It was Christmas Eve and he was alone up front.. with a commotion or two in the back cubicles, when a customer walked in the front door with a deflated love doll under his arm... He complained to my buddy that he had only used the doll once and it popped....
My friend being congeinial and it being christmas eve and all he consented to making an exchaned or gurarntee of sorts... he asked the customer to please take the love doll and put it in the dumpster out back and he would give him a new one in an unopened box.......
He made the customer happy...... but when his boss came in he got all pissed off.... about it...
about the same time an announcement came over the intercom... 'Clean up Booth 5' so my Buddy rolled off with the mop and bucket ...
Happy Holidays Everyone.