Thursday, December 29, 2016

The Solo Flame

Dear Snatch,

My desire for all of humanity or chicken flavored  Ramen noodles.........
which is it please............?

I anxiously await your response.

                                                     Mr. Big.

P.S.

When do we start putting things together for ourselves?
At what juncture?

Or weak link in the chain...... would you agree if the candle is too bright for your eyes, simply blow it out?

Then relight it later.

Rich or Poor....... nothing quite like the smell of shit and a vanilla candle...........

                                                          Of course Dear...........

                                                          The Solo Flame.

Monday, December 19, 2016

She was not so perfect, just fine.

The girl with the silk dress... that had the purple flower pattern the way the material  clung   tightly to her body's curves............


She smiled she had a gap between her front teeth........... and brownish hair.........

One of her eyes had a pupil the shape of a diamond..... the other eyes  pupil  was the shape of a crevasse in the sea bed floor of the Great Bahama Bank ...  that leads into Eternity.........

I made a snide remark earlier if your going to be with a younger woman in America... you better bring a big wallet.

That was when she said  " If you feel that strongly attracted to another person 'age' should not intervene "

Robbing the cradle and all..........

She was not so perfect, just fine.

It's Fucked up Baby! Drop the PANTIES............

The delights of Edam Cheese..........

A Merlot and a Granny Smith Apple............

Under a moon lit night..........

Perfectly alone...........

Laughing out loud..........

"They have it all figured out for you"

'Wait'  That's the secret........

"See how it works"

Oh my God!  It is hysterical...........

If you simply pay attention........

"They have it all figured out for you"

"From the day you are born to the day you die"

and................

Don't forget......... you get to pay for your own funeral.

Don't forget           'Oh Sure'

Didn't you know?

Some of the options don't appear that pleasant I must admit.....

like bathing in mud during some voo doo........... ritual does not hold much enticement.

Nor  do  the poor little baby's they find in dumpsters and rivers and in toilets discarded.....

There is really only one conclusion.......

It's Fucked up Baby!   Drop the PANTIES............